I could honestly masterbate to Tom’s twitter updates. I don’t even need to look at his face or hear his voice to get turned on.

Standard.

April  15   ( 2 )   +

#FearAndLoathingInLasVegas will #forever be my #favourite #movie 💞👌

So for about 13 years I’ve been biting my nails. I VOWED to myself that for lent I would stop and BY GOD! I’ve bloody well done it! They aren’t quite as healthy as they should be…but that to be expected after biting them for years! 😏
Pretty nail polish 💅 to get me over the finally hurdle 😊😁
Can’t wait to go to get my nails done for the first time EVA! And not have fakies on 😆👌💞

April  13   ( 1 )   +

Awrite #goff Out with my #ladies today for a lovely #liquidlunch :D. I might finally get that #steak that I’ve been craving :D

Late nights can be #fun when you spend it listening to #ACDC full blast :). I’m a right #tired bunny tonight though :(. #insert #yawn #here #HEYHEYHEYHEYHEY

My #beautiful new #fossil #watch It’s so gorgeous! It’ll go nicely with my beautiful #fossil #purse Shame my satchel is isn’t #green :D #happypayweekguys ;)

Totally miss my #verticallabret Although I did look like a total #scenekid…it was my #favourite #piercing Whatta #gimp :)

The obligatory #McDonalds picture! Looking like #steamin’ wrecks! I want it to be #WednesdayAgain #steelpanther was amazing! Back to #normality on #Monday but not before a well needed jont to #Edinburgh with my #oneandonly <3

March  21   ( 1 )   +

What a great way to end after #steelpanther. a #greatnight with some #amazingpeople #good #music @ #MalonesGlasgow :)

Our #cocks are #communityproperty #steelpanther #Glasgow #friends #YAS #total #fanny’s

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